Ethan

Ethan is a dick, a prick, a annoying little piece of shit.

That dick is an Ethan

by Kiss for a buck January 7, 2020

Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.

Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”

by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022

Ethan Erwin

the sweetest boy ever

"i love ethan erwin"

by neisaniscm243 October 10, 2025

Ethan

He’s a sexy badass Greek god, but he’s also an annoying obnoxious prick. If a mirror is in the immediate vicinity then he becomes even more of an obnoxious prick. Ethan’s are fairly tall, but they make sure everyone knows it all the time. If you have an Ethan as a friend then think to yourself “meh, could be worse”. But most importantly he’s a Greek god.

John: Hey are you friends with Ethan?
Jane: Yeah
John: I guess he’s ok

by _onlyTheTruth_ October 6, 2021

Ethan Furgle

He is a YouTuber on the internet, gaining traction from his Shorts and videos on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. He has a lot of viral videos, especially on Instagram. He makes Roblox content, usually, he shows an intro then shows fake gore in the next frame.

"Hey did you watch the new Ethan Furgle video?"
"Why the fuck would I watch Ethan Furgle, he's weird."

by CinnamorrolGirl November 19, 2024

Ethan Cox

Ethan cox is an egotistical scroatum that craves the nic and loves the ganj

oi oi theres ethan cox, no you cant have my poof you scroatum

by Euan Mcgay April 18, 2023

ethan is cool

he is cool guy with big pp.

ethan is cool man suck his pp.

by ethan pp in mouth November 29, 2021