Chris

Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.

girl: Chris has such a big dick

girl2: chris is so nice

by bigblakballs July 2, 2021

Chris

That one kid that is a rebel doesn't like doing things and likes fnaf

That kid Chris is a pretty big fan of fnaf

I know right

by Thatonefnafkid July 8, 2021

chris wood

cutest human being to have ever existed. love him to d word🧍🤍

“chris wood once said: AAAAAAGH!”

by lifesupp0rt July 9, 2021

Chris

A machine. Not a man, dudes just a machine.

-You see how easy he made that look?
-Yeah, he's a real Chris.

by Ngtfyc July 10, 2021

Chris

The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.

I just shit my pants, I’m such a Chris.

by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021

Chris & Drew

When two people feel such and extreme amount of love for one another their love is compared to the love of Chris and Drew, this love will be eternal, this is a love that you would feel for a mother or daughter (just a lot more intense) or even the love for a pet cave man.

WoW I've never seen people so happy together, oh yeah, that's Chris & Drew

by ILoVeYeWbAbY October 19, 2012

Chris Browned

To smack around a bitch(male or female). But reconcile like the offending party didnt beat your face like a fucking pinata filled with 100 dollar bills.

"That dude at the bar got chris browned last night."

"Yeah the other guy made his face look like an ash tray filled with grapes"

"weird thing is I seen those fools hanging out just this morning like nothing happened"

by Nivlacisforwards January 12, 2013