whompas cat

Anything that will eat you before you can eat it.
Someone that can put you in your place before you can say a word.

My wife was a whompas cat yesterday

by Redneckin February 1, 2021

bongo cat

a cat who played the bongo then got shot in vr chat from ree kid

bongo cat is god

by bongo cat lover March 12, 2020

Cat eyelash

The only eyelash human in history.

"Hey have you seen cat eyelash?"

"Yeah she is so cool"

by 《The one and only~》 December 10, 2021

Cat in a toilet

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.

Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Bongo Cat

A wholesome cat who plays da' bongo. ( It has a Sub-Reddit too! )

Lobez: Oh my god, look at that cat playing da' bongos!
Pepper: Yes, is named Bongo Cat.

by Lobez uwu November 5, 2019

Baguette Cat

A cat that has a baguette also is fat.

Baguette Cat is great to watch

by BigNugeeto March 25, 2021

cat in the kennel

a phrase often used to describe something that is out of place

for example a cat is not meant to be in a kennel as they are typically used for dogs

The really tall guy at a concert stood out like a cat in the kennel

by definingdemon69 October 19, 2023