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Alex Haesaert

A young chad like boy. He lives in Massachusetts and likes fortnite. Sometimes takes photos of people places and things. Goes to the gym and is absolutely positively chiseled
Here Comes that kid Alex haesaert what a guy.
by VonTrappington December 19, 2024
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Alex

Alex is the other word for perfection. Enchanting blue as the sea drank, a beautiful smile. To his loved ones he is a hell of a valuable person you can always trust, but to strangers he can be rude, even vulgar. Alex is a playboy - he can have any girl he wants, but likes one that he will never have.
Paola:Alex you're so beautiful 😻
Alex: F*ck, just shut up
by Lalabala June 27, 2022
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Alex

The most humble, sweet, caring, loving, respectful, and the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. Someone who can always cheer you up when you're sad, and hug you tight and make sure you're okay when you're going through hard times. He has the most gorgeous eyes and you'll fall in love instantly if you give him the change to prove to you how incredible he is. people don't give him a chance to prove of how much of an amazing boyfriend he is. He has gorgeous eyes, ones you fall in love with and can look at for hours. He has amazing hair, and loves fishing and hunting. He gives the best cuddles and kisses, and has the most amazing looks. And he always makes you feel special. he is someone who will be you're friend since childhood and will wait for you no matter how long it takes. He will say "the one, and most beautiful girl is worth waiting for" he is the ONE and with will be with his true love from teen years, forever. Anyone Can have an "Alex", but there's only "one" Alex in this world that is distinctively special that any girl would wish to have and be with for the rest of their lives.
"Alex is the most amazing guy I've ever met and the most respectful guy anyone will ever meet!"
by SheldonOfficial March 11, 2021
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Goddamnit Alex

Don't just let him off the hook there!
Hym "Goddamnit Alex! Get him on that! You (Jordan Peterson) CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE THAT CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANS TO BELIEVE, JORDAN. You can't say whether or not you believe in God because you don't know what it means to believe while simultaneously BELIEVING that Christ defeated hell and death even though you don't know what THAT means! You can't DO that! You're just making shit up at this point! If believing is 'ACTING AS IF' a proposition is TRUE, HOW DO YOU ACT AS IF CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL? You what? What do you do? YOU CAN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR CHRIST TO DEFEAT DEATH AND HELL! OOOOOOH MY GOD ALEX!! OOOOOOOOOH MAN! I am SO fucking heated right now! I can't BELIEVE what I just sat through right now! Hey, riddle me this Alex: What was Ayan's life like leading up to her conversion to Christianity? What where the people around her like? What did they say? What did they do?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Pierre-Alex

People named Pierre-Alex are always super fun to be around! They know how to party and how to create a good ambiance. They’re really funny and sociable, so they make friends easily. If you are friends with someone name Pierre-Alex (Rolex for short), you’re really lucky and you’ll have the chance to live a life full of surprises!!! People named Pierre-Alex have a good sense of style and know how to dress. Ask them for advice anytime and they’ll try to help you with all they’ve got!
Someone: Wow, you sure know how to party!

You: Yeah, thanks to my friend Pierre-Alex!!
by Bgdu69 November 21, 2021
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alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024
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alex

alex means either midget or mexican
by TheOneWhoCBAWithLifeNoMore February 3, 2024
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