Alex is one of the funniest and sweetest people you'll ever meet. He's a bit of an awkward potato sometimes, as he commonly misunderstands things and becomes speechless to over the top sussiness. Alex is commonly pretty cute and great at golf (or really dedicated at least). He's caring and sweet, with attempts to fix your sleep schedule. Speaking to him will immediately bring a smile to your face, and separating from him is hard, as he's addicting in an odd way. He's also a rizz-lord, although it's unclear if the rizz is targeted specifically towards me or if he's just good at rizz in general. It's a shame he lives so far away, or you'd have to bend him over and spank him.
Me: I spent the whole night talking to Alex. He said he'd hang up and didn't for 5 whole minutes. I think he's addicted to me.
Friend: I think so too
Friend: I think so too
by fireplacedust May 10, 2025
Get the alexmug. Alex is not really the best person. (she) is ugly and stupid. Who ever she likes will move schools because they are scared of her. Most of her family doesn't love her. Alex has no friends at all. Alex is over weight and is very snobby and gross. she tends to listen to music which only makes her feel worse and makes her go into depression. a few people say she is beautiful but she knows there lying. she is failing ever class. all of the teachers despise her. she has to cry her self to sleep at night and she throws up everyday just to make her self skinnier. she has a crush on one guy, but he hates her! They did have one class together, it was language, but he moved to a different language because he hates her so much. Alex is not really a good person. if you know an (Alex) Then hopefully they're not like this one.
Alex is horrible.
by Leagh January 19, 2018
Get the Alexmug. The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.
Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"
Everyone else: "Alex Logic"
Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"
Everyone else: "Alex Logic"
by Alex Logic August 23, 2021
Get the Alex Logicmug. Head that is so outrageously sloppy that it makes you wonder if a bitch's jaw has detached from her body, like a snake enveloping what should otherwise be an impossible meal; Head that is indistinguishable from throat.
"Madison seems shy, but when I took my pants off she delivered some A-grade Alex Jaw."
"That mandible was built for Alex Jaw bro."
"That mandible was built for Alex Jaw bro."
by Shingalingy July 20, 2023
Get the Alex Jawmug. Alex is gay
by Guru1572639972 October 7, 2021
Get the alexmug. 