Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

Max

Somone who changes their name often and was gone from your life too early.

I miss you max please be my freind again

by 19dollarfortnitecard November 25, 2021

Max

A Guy which has a huge dick and always smokes weed

when max is in the room, everything smells like weed

by john xinaa November 25, 2021

max ritters

one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person

omg there is max ritters will you smash?

i cant believe max ritters is here!

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Max

Max

Max is a tall and handsome guy, with teeny to zero sence of humor. He is a damn good driver but rather adventurous and dangerous. He is also the guy who will rage in the car and spam on the horn if he will get angry for whatever reason.

For example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam

Example: -Babe who is this w*nker who spams on the horn for 10 minutes?
-He gotta be Max. He is probably angry because of the traffic jam

by Dr Thanjøs November 26, 2021

Max

Max is a dog name. He acts like a dog and is a very unfunny man, he thinks everything is about him when nothing is about him. People don’t really wanna invite him to their party’s but he’s popular so they have to.

The only one who loves max is his girlfriend

by Maxs biggest hated November 27, 2021

Max

Loves eating men's cakes handmade in the gym. Loves caressing men's cakes with tenderness and juiciness. Particularly loves eating chocolate men's cake

Max looked at Mafarrel's cake with complete shock and astonishment. He began to approach him and started massaging his tender spongy cake.

by maxlovescake November 27, 2021