dirty taqueria

Like a dirty sanchez but you get to eat a corn tortilla when you finish

"When the dirty sanchez isn't good enough, give her the dirty taqueria"

by Maxwell Smartish May 9, 2008

Dirty Austen

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.

I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.

by PuppyJack7 April 3, 2020

Dirty Blake

When you are at the lake and are absolutely deleting beers and you black out after throwing 8 innings strong and start yelling at all the hot girls about how big their titties are and how much you want to fall in love with them.

Dude did y’all see Blake at the lake last week?

No but I saw dirty Blake yelling at all the girls
That was bad man but he threw a CG 2 days later

by Tits Clits 2 out hits May 25, 2020

Dirty Weetabix

A sex act, in which the receiver sucks a fart out of the aggressor's Anus. The act was allegedly first performed by a cornish man looking to supplement his choice, staple wheat breakfast block, with a lightweight and less colorific, airy alternative, owing it's name - The dirty weetabix.

'Ere now, where you to with my bloody fart box bitch, I needs me dirty weetabix quick fast.

by Thefunkjuice July 30, 2017

dirty garret

When you fist fuck a pig up its ass then precede to rip out its organs and make a stew out of it.

What to do a dirty garret with me?

by ppbreath69220 October 30, 2020

dirty deagan

The process of inserting ur erect penis into a kitten then using this mighty meat sword creation do dominate kindergarten children by spitting in their mothers bellybuttons. This causes the mothers to get confused and masturbate into the mouth of an elder lady.

Me and the boys were doing some dirty deagans on the weekend. Long story short my sister needs a new kitten

by Itchy child April 27, 2020

Dirty Simeon

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.

Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.

by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021