Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

fell out of a tree

orgasm

did you fall out of a tree?

oh, i fell out of a tree *wink cackle cackle*

by J.Fink&P.Boska December 9, 2008

a literal pine tree

a person who is amazing and good and great.

person a: wow that’s a literal pine tree

person b: i like them so much

by Giant Rat December 31, 2019

Pine tree jr high

Pine tree jr fucking high the school where everyone thinks there hard with a 95% bloods and 5% wannabe ass cryps and hella fake hoes and ask any bitch for nudes you’ll get them trust me and don’t get me started on everyone who always tryna fight when they get home they some good kids no cussing no nothing

may god help you all at pine tree jr high

by Drxkko February 24, 2019

Tree

Thing where the dogs pee

A: Oh no, my dog shit my Christmas tree! 😪
B: well, that's sad...

by whoisalex? November 6, 2021