Muffin Patch

A girl names Sophie

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch

by HoneyBunzes May 16, 2023

muffin

a small fluffy loveable female dog

my dog is soft and cuddly, that is why I named her Muffin

by birdthunder March 22, 2022

Muffin Smusher

Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.

Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher

or

Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher

by Donl;asDonny September 5, 2018

willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

drop a muffin

Fart. Cut the cheese.

Whoa!.... did you drop a muffin?

by Ree Ree Horn January 13, 2014

sleaze muffin

Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.

Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.

by Amylaura September 9, 2020

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017