Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

Golden Queen

A nickname given for a Norwegian female rapper, singer-songwriter who’s real name Aubrey Nicole Abreha

Have you ever met a strong girl before?
Yeah dude but she ain’t strong like Golden Queen Aubrey Nicole

by katrine99 October 13, 2017

Golden Handshake

When your in firecamp and have to apply goldbond powder to your nuts. You then try and shake someone's hand with your powdery nut hand.

I got Reeder with the golden handshake in firecamp this morning.

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

golden cougar

Exactly as a normal cougar, except with lots and lots of money.

She's no ordinary cougar, she's a Golden Cougar.

by ExoOmega April 11, 2016

Mister Golden Pig Gaming

Mister Golden Pig Gaming is a rejected fortnite character

"yooo when is Mister Golden Pig Gaming getting added to fortnite" - jaboc

by zooted lore scholar September 8, 2022

Czech golden shower

the sound of brass falling to the ground on a full auto VZ-61 Skorpion with a 20 round magazine

did you hear the czech golden shower??

by HoneyBadgerDG1F November 17, 2022

golden rule gadget

when the government makes you suffer in some way for bad ruminations for another person.

The golden rule gadget put most valedictorians in the middle class.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020