golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.

Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.

by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020

golden gloved

synonym for herpes used by boston sports fan after derek jeter received the golden glove.

Dude, I was golden gloved by that blonde chick on my math class.

by papadarra November 17, 2010

golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

Golden Goblin

A goblin that deserves your utmost respect. Usually crowned by its master.

I crown thee Golden Goblin of the month

by boogerjones July 9, 2023

golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.

She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".

by CBHORNY April 10, 2022

Golden person

Someone with who you want to spend rest of your life. Someone who you feel you can be yourself with. Person who will always be important for you. Someone who's eyes will always tell you something, something that is more than everything

“Golden person”

by Goldthoughts_4u August 23, 2023

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023