by smthboutyou August 22, 2024

a tree full of sad discordians
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life
by cody69420 October 11, 2021

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow
by Bendagay June 8, 2019

by Satan’s Butthole May 21, 2018

The city decided to tax the driveways, but it was unpopular.
Do you think they'll try to tax the trees next?
No. They're too tree-huggery.
Do you think they'll try to tax the trees next?
No. They're too tree-huggery.
by Billhelm24 May 11, 2014

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
