Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Razor blade hard on

A razor blade hard on is a person who cuts there self so much they give a razor blade a hard on

Emo kid: I wanna die razor blade hard on
Razor blade: oh yeaaaaaaa I got a hard on

by Jitterbug567 January 24, 2023

Hard Roller

Typically older gentleman gathered at the Stewart’s shop eating hard rolls and talking about their ailments …

“Those hard rollers are always here talking about their kidney stones and buttering their hard rolls for hours”

by Quinnradio January 29, 2023

Ric Hard

A guy who shows up at work one day and takes everyone by a storm. Head down, ass up, that’s the way he does it. Hardasfuk. Sleeps with all your female coworkers, and can out-drink and out-smoke anyone. Legendary. Mythical. Mythendary!

Is that guy Ric Hard, or did I just read his name wrong?

by JetPackJerry January 31, 2023

Acts hard

Bobby chapman

Bobby chapman acts hard

by Urapussy February 8, 2023

Hard

Bobby chapman

Bobby chapman acts hard

by Urapussy February 8, 2023

Going hard in the paint

When someone is going all in on something making it look effortless with or without intent.

1. Did you see Chad racking up those kill streaks on Call it duty 217? Dude was going hard in the paint.

2. JK Rowling is so effortlessly beautiful she goes hard in the paint against anyone.

3. Tom Brady is the greatest of all time, guy didn't even have to try -- he just goes hard in the paint no matter what.

by F-Face Kat February 9, 2023