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ghetto binding

A method of binding volumes of documents whereby the binder staples the document lengthwise in three places on the left side of the page (i.e. top, middle, and bottom) and then wraps the entire left side of the document volume, front to back, with electrical tape, covering up the staples and creating a crude binding.
Uh oh, these appellate briefs need to be in the court's hands in Albany no later than tomorrow, FedEx Office is telling me they won't finish binding them by the final pickup time tonight for overnight delivery, and the court will reject the entire appeal if they are not bound according to its uptight rules. what do I do?

You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!
by Alan Doucheowitz May 13, 2017
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children of the ghetto

a song that blew up in Waterloo by an artist by the name of Philip Bailey that was used by a bunch of kings to push on a group of peasants to use on a day to day basis, as well as in the morning to wake households up and get people ROWDY, as well as mellowed out to enjoy everyday. It lasted about 2 weeks and was played each one of those days approximately all day long. It became a hit because of the ruthless pushing and overplaying, as well as changing up the lyrics in order to better suit the people, and the house addresses that each of them resided in.
Children of the ghetto!!!!! Take your time (high pitch voice) over and over and over until you get the reaction you want.

reactions include:
1. SHUT UP over there I can hear your through the wall
2. children of the ghettttooooooooooooooooooooooo
3. Children of King Street
by Number 1 King Poppa February 24, 2009
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Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.
“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”
by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021
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Ghetto kid

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc
by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022
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ghetto grip

Ghetto grip. A grip only ghetto people have and they learn from being in so many both fights. None them other hoes can get out of it.
Dayummm did you see Monica during that bitch fight?? She got that ghetto grip that none of them other bitches could get out of.
by Ghettobitchesforeva June 17, 2018
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ghetto futuristic

Ghetto, only not in a toolish way.
Originated from the song "Start it Up" by A Tribe Called Quest.. ("Ebonically lingustic wit' the ghetto futuristic")
That kid listens to underground rap, he's probably ghetto futuristic.
by distancehasaway June 22, 2011
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Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question
"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"
by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020
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