straight pussy

when a person says hes hard and a real nigga but softer than a pillow. 2when you're scared to get your ass beat

jay jones is straight pussy . he slangs he's hard but he wont come see me

by real toughguy January 25, 2015

Gay Straight Guy

Someone who acts gay but is actually straight.

Ya see that Gay Straight Guy over there? He acts so fucking gay.

by EreaSariae November 19, 2017

honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

Straight Trash

Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.

It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.

The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash

Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash

#StraightTrash

Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

by RiffGibson April 18, 2017

Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)

Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.

by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 4, 2009

Straight in a half

When a person is straight but have gay tendencies. Semi feelings for the same sex.

I’m not les or bi but I started catching feelings for a girl..I think I’m straight in a half yo.

by Praise nicki July 24, 2020

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates human beings who identify as women.

I was approached by a straight-gay male today.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021