Galloway surprise

When you give someone a handjob with a fistful of extra crispy hash browns for a greasy, exfoliating treat.

Extra crispy on the hash browns please, I want to take them home to give my husband a Galloway surprise

by Eviscerated-skunk January 1, 2026

Millennial Sunrise

The sweet rapture one experiences upon first glance at the blinding light of an atom bomb.

I got excited for my millennial sunrise this morning when a flash of light hit me by the window. Turns out my transformer blew and now I have no power to make coffee.

by Drobee January 9, 2026

OtterBeck surprise

An otterbeck surprise is when a limp fist is placed in the anus of your partner, the fist is then tensed fully and pulled out roughly, therefore surprising your partner, using less lubrication makes the surprise more memorable.

As he parted his cheeks with his hands, I gave him an OtterBeck surprise

by anonymous January 12, 2026

bloody mary surprise

when having sex with a girl she gets her period and get blood on your cock

why are you washing your cock in the sink? last night shaqunna gave me a bloody mary surprise

by cuntcakes December 15, 2008

The Sharp Sunrise

An agressive tactic to use during sex. While doing your girl from behind, you quickly insert the business end of a knife into her rectum.

She was pissing me off so I performed the sharp sunrise and she had to go to the hospital

by Ryanno September 24, 2007

The Chocolate surprise

when your partner is fucking you up the ass and shits on your dick( or fake dick)and you suck the shit off, and he sticks the rest up the vagina. then the partner eats out the shitty vagina, and likes it.

" Yo he didnt know The Chocolate surprise i had coming for him"

by Carls and KC December 26, 2007

Hot coco surprise

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.

Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!

Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!

Adam: Surprise!

by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008