Whenever this kid comes to your house it is a completely accurate representation of the "my mom said I can play" kid, then proceeds to download multiple viruses and eat all over your setup.
fuck the drain is clogged, we have to get the paul montano (clump of semen, pubes, and hardened lotion in the shower drain after excessive shower masturbation) out.
by PaulLicksBalls69 December 26, 2021
Get the Paul Montanomug. by a little burrito December 19, 2021
Get the Paulmug. Never ride the elevator with Jeremy or Felix; they usually pull a Paul Ryan right before getting off.
by FlexyFreak May 28, 2018
Get the Pull a Paul Ryanmug. He's giving small d energy
Be careful he's a walking red flag 🚩
Often cheats or spreads rumours after the breakup
Be careful he's a walking red flag 🚩
Often cheats or spreads rumours after the breakup
by Love of ur life 🤠August 21, 2024
Get the Paulmug. A sexy bastard who has a big willy
by pgough06 May 27, 2021
Get the Paulmug. A Paul is a person who betrays your trust. A person who can’t keep their mouth shut. If you date a Paul, he will for sure break your heart. He will seem trusting at first but don’t give in to his games, they are all just to lead you on into believing you are amazing when really he sees you just as trash.
by Spreadingthetruth June 13, 2022
Get the Paulmug. Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.
by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023
Get the Paul carlsonmug.