End of Days person

A person who thinks everyone and everything is out to get them and destroy their way of life. The type of person you immediately unfriend on all social media. Similar to a conspiracy theorist, but an End of Days person will unprovokenly dump their psychotic thoughts on you without hesitation. Best to stay away.

Pat: "Did you see the article on what they put into the vaccines??? I can't believe that the government would force us to get those. I will never get anything made by the government."

Sean: "Stay away from the End of Days person over here."

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Avocado person

A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado

That guy is such an avocado person

by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

Ugly Stupid Person

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Yo, I hate that Ugly Stupid Person with the arrogant attitude and small brain.

by Chris Sutherland(Phys) October 1, 2020

Cutest person ever

Austin H

Girl:babe ur the cutest person ever

Boy:how?
Girl:bc ur austin

by anonymous November 22, 2020

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

Personality

Something people really need nowadays.

Get out one day, and buy yourself a personality.

by Stupid Af July 7, 2021