rubbin monkeys

Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.

You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007

Pit Monkey

Describes one who lives up north; especially if they come from an old mining town. Monkey being a term for someone who does a repetetive job... for example, a CAD monkey works at a computer all day drwing pictures.

One whose ancestors may have worked down the pits... monkey of the pit... 'Pit Monkey'.

by Polywog May 31, 2007

copper monkey

term used after taking a big crap

"Man I just released the copper monkey from it's cage!"

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

monkey on the moon

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

by dumasses February 3, 2008

monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

by brons December 30, 2007

rash monkey

1. A monkey born of unknown origins that is fond of crack-like areas. Can lead to painful irritated red areas.

2. the result of larger than normal thighs rubbing angrily against each other

Man that rash monkey is really riding me.
Did you see the size of that rash monkey, she really should apply lotion.

by The Dubber May 28, 2008