a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
Get the strayer middle schoolmug. a place where people talk about other people ALL THE TIME!!! they continuously don't do anything about having roaches and spiders. everyone talks abt people on social media, but when they see us in school they don't do anything. the teachers are part racist and the classrooms smell like shit. then girls talk shit on each other and then get on snapchat and act all depressed. EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THEMSELVES.
by yourmomsmells2 June 6, 2019
Get the cecelia snyder middle schoolmug. A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. A middle school in Florida full of snobby fake bitches and dirty hoes that don't know how to wipe there ass crack .
by Arianna D. September 7, 2021
Get the Dowdell middle schoolmug. Merrick Avenue Middle School also known as mams is wear foster children go to school when they find out what sex is and all the desperate girls at mams will aboustley finger and fuck a 5 year old
You hear about that foster child that got fucked by a Merrick Avenue Middle School Girl?
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one
by Fuck MAMS November 7, 2021
Get the merrick avenue middle schoolmug. mr wallace is rude you also get dress coded for the dumbest things. there are very very bad kids and they smoke alot
by smallboop November 7, 2021
Get the hicksville middle schoolmug. Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug.