Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

Max and Colby

the gayest mfs out there

Max and Colby are so gay. They're always holding hands.

by the_realest_gay_out_there March 3, 2023

study-maxing

The act or vague intention to study while maxing out on the couch or other comfortable spot. An experienced study-maxer will often convince others that study-maxing is a better option than library based studying, while secretly planning to go to the beach, get drunk or high.

Hey dude, you up for study-maxing today?

by Tippy-toed November 10, 2014

Max

A god of all sorts which if placed in an arena with any fictional character would dominate. Short for Maximum Destruction, he usually takes the form of a cat. Almost a skinwalker.

"I bet Max could beat Goku"

by Oni1604 September 28, 2022

Max

In Latin, Max means the Ultimate Virgin King. If someone lost their virginity, it's absorbed by him

"Stop being a Max!"
"Shut up Virgin!"

by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019

Max Ingham

He will touch you here and there,
He will touch you everywhere.

Just use it to describe max Ingham

by Humans jhbe September 22, 2023

Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021