Planting Leg

Sticking your dick in a pile of dirt

John: What did you do last night?
Chris: Nothing much, I was just planting leg.
John: Well I hope you cleaned up after yourself.

by asvjAHUgfvbJKABfckha November 23, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 30, 2025

Being a pig on its hind legs

To make yourself seem more important than a certain group of people despite being little to no different than them.

This originates from George Orwell's novel "Animal Farm", a novel about animals revolting against humans and taking over the farm they were once oppressed in, only for the pigs to later seize all power and end up being even worse than the humans before them.

"It was a pig walking on its hind legs."

- Chapter 10

Guy 1: "Mate, those guys don't study at all! All they do is party!"
Guy 2: "Quit being a pig on its hind legs, all I see you do is be on your PC and failing your exams."

by WineAddict December 21, 2025

Doo Doo Leg

(noun):
When you’re pretty sure you shit yourself, but not sure enough to go home yet, and you haven’t made it to a bathroom to confirm. Now you’re walking stiff, half-clenched, praying gravity doesn’t finish what your ass started.

“Why’s he limping?”
“Looks like Doo Doo Leg. Something slipped out and he’s still awaiting confirmation.”

“That guy was fine this morning… now he’s waddling like a penguin. Might be Doo Doo Leg.”

by Broken Bill January 10, 2026

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Leg up

I mean, you would be able to say that if I was getting credit for the hypertext and all of the derivative media but I'm not.

Hym "You would be able to say I got a leg up from Todd Phillips if I got the credit but I didn't. So we actually know what would have happened if I had gotten a leg up. So, BECAUSE I DIDN'T get a leg up, I created AI WITHOUT a leg up. And now no one wants to give me any credit because it COULDN'T have been them. It's the exact opposite of the thing you said Chris. So, you're right Chris. I guess I was wrong. I didn't need all of the shit Noah was being handed. I just needed some Adderall and some free time. And now I don't have either! And I have fluid in my brains. I can hear it sloshing around in my ear when I swallow and feel the pressure building up in my skull. So, guess I should be thanking you really. For leaving me to suffer while you monetize my ideas for yourself. You're clearly a fantastic guy and are not just a short, soy version of Andrew Tate."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025