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Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.
"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."
by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024
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Josh

Hunch Back machine with lots of scoliosis
Owww my josh
by oxy272 May 10, 2025
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Josh

Josh is the one who will stupidest person you will meet, he will ask his sister to get stuck in a basket. he will picture himself inside his grandma and is the kid who chooses cyan for among us, pretty sus. he is the one at the gas station who is sniffing the gas behind that car. he is the one to ask his daughter for a blow. his life is a mess, his best friend that shit he did 3 months ago.
that's weird, don't be a josh
by anonymous October 5, 2020
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Josh

Josh is just a mad cunt really
by Usseater69 July 30, 2021
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josh

the best friend you could ask for, may be a little overprotective but thats okay. always willing to help, and always there to listen if you need it. easily makes you laugh without even trying, so if you ever need cheering up you can go to josh. a boy with a big heart, but he only opens it for a select few. good at giving hugs and advice, and can easily take your mind off of things. great to spend time with, you could spend hours together and it'll feel like no time at all. may be a little difficult to read at first, but once you get to know him, you can work out how he's feeling pretty easily. dedicated and loyal to his friends, he won't ever leave anyone behind.
"I love Josh, he's so kind"
by yoshistars March 18, 2024
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Josh

The usual name of someone perverted or overly sexual. Usually someone who is strong but will hold grudges easily over the smallest things.
Person A: “Do you know where Josh went?”
Person B: “I think he went to the strip club earlier.”
by Wolfiewastaken September 22, 2021
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Josh

A small man, who is easily whipped by his girlfriend. Normally follows football half-heartedly and is renown for having a tiny penis.
That Josh has such a small penis
by legend111111111 December 2, 2019
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