the kindest and funniest dude you’ll meet. sometimes he’s intimidating but you’ll learn to love him.
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
Get the Jakemug. A person that is insanely rich and has a mainson, pool, pool house, basketball court, ice rank, putting green. Also has more but it is to much to name. He is very nice and does not brag.
yo whats up Jake
by savagenoobs is trash January 8, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake is an ugly fat girl with huge tits. She is a psychotic murderer and will probably eat your arms for a snack. That bitch likes to eat the cheese off people’s toes. She thinks she is funny but is actually a massive arsehole whose life is funnier than her jokes.
Person 1: Oh look! It’s Jake!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
Person 2: *screams* run before she eats your arms!!!!
Jake: C’mon I only want an ear!!!
by Your 1st Rejection October 29, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A funny guy and good to be around, but shows his gayness at almost every opportunity he gets. Jakes are sensitive and one minded, but also very creative and have lots of girl friends because he’s not attracted to them at all. You will always find a Jake, in the boys bathroom, sucking at a gloryhole.
Girl: hey look at Jake E over there, he’s really funny guy
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl
Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
Girl 2: yeah but he’s extremely gay and will always take a guy over a girl
Girl: and I heard he’s also attracted to Ben.
by ##ALI-A is life ## February 7, 2019
Get the Jake Emug. by Fetti man February 24, 2024
Get the Jake Hillard Minutemug. The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.
Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 