jacob blackstone

A kickass stoner

There's that Jacob Blackstone

by StoneR82 September 13, 2017

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Jacob peel

A gay looking virgin boy that dresses as Boris Johnson on tik tok for views

Have you heard of Jacob peel?
Do you mean boris boy?
Yeah, that bleach haired bastard child.

by Granny boy April 14, 2020

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Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 April 04, 2018

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Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

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Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 10, 2016

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