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the household maid witnessed it all

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.
Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.
by zolo1243 December 16, 2008
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going all caps on someone

When one becomes so enraged that they shout at someone online through email, text, or social media by using all capital letters. Quite often overuse of exclamation points will accompany the text.
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!! is an example of "going all caps on someone"
by itallica September 22, 2010
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All Might's Secret Lovechild

Deku of course. There's no denying that Izuku Midoriya is All Might and Inko Midoriya's secret lovechild. Like literally prove me wrong.

"HiS dAd JuSt WoRkS oVeRsEaS" Yes he did Emily. He worked in America but he's in Japan again now and there's nothing you can do about it.
"Midoriya, are you All Might's secret lovechild or something"
"Yes Todoroki, I most definitely am and denying it would be a lie in ever way, shape or form"
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Best videos of all time

After Taylor Swift received the award for Best Female Video and began her acceptance speech, Kanye West stormed the stage, taking the microphone from Swift to announce Beyonce's "Single Ladies" deserved the award.
Swift: “Thank you so much! I always dreamed about what it would be like to maybe win one of these some day, but I never actually thought it would have happened. I sing country music so thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award.”

West: “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!”
by Bubblezzzz September 16, 2009
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100% All Beef thermometer

by PSACS November 5, 2010
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all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness
Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.
by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009
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Phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral.
See her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers.
by brigante November 12, 2005
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