free hat

when thw male ejaculates with a condom on and the girl takes the condom and wears it like a hat

damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome

by diego´s friend May 16, 2021

sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues

Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)

by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021

Rubber free zone

A whore or a female that can’t get pregnant anymore.

Jasons mom Gale is a rubber free zone. No rubbers needed in her bedroom.

by Suck it Jason May 23, 2021

Gluten free

Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul

by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021

Giving them away for free

Stop trying to reframe what it happening here jew.

Hym "No I am not giving them away for free you need to credit me and pay for that or I will murder so many fucking kids you won't be able to look at a child without seeing my face. If I have to come for you I will sue the living piss out of you and if that fail the child murder will not."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Bra Free Friday

Just like Free Boob Friday in 2014, Bra Free Friday is the day when ladies have the choice of going braless for the whole day while wearing a tight top to not only show off their awesome boob curves but also their perky nips. The purpose is to celebrate the upcoming weekend and to torture dudes all around all day long! Also, it is a pretty good day to do laundry.

Joe: What is happening today? Why are all the girls braless?
Bob: Don't you remember? It's Bra Free Friday!
Joe: Oh yeah! The best day of the week!

by CrazyKreed September 29, 2024

flagrance-free

Describes laundry detergent dat's not been created using any obviously-illegal/unethical ingredients or practices.

Having no artificial scents is indeed a plus for a particular brand of washing-machine suds-maker, but I'd wanna make sure dat it is flagrance-free, as well, so dat my purchase would not be supporting atrocities like using fake surfacants, employing slave labor, etc.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024