Chelsea fans

A group of grown men from London who like making high pitched owl noises and are severely obsessed with Leeds United and Marcelo Bielsa.

What were they doing today?

The Chelsea fans?

Yes

Just pretending to be owls really.

by Helder Costa Lot of Money December 6, 2020

Only fans

A site where woman go to be sell explicit pics allover the internet, basically sex cam work.

'did you hear about Dominica from mafs she had an only fans account I wonder if she makes good money from selling foot and butt pics'.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

Montreal Fan

Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved

“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan

by StreakJK November 27, 2020

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

grease fan

When a wild tuna forced you to take your pants off while rubbing itself all over your body leaving you covered in fish slime.

I tried to go fishing, but only ended up getting a grease fan for my hard work

by Moondoggie1983 October 7, 2018

Fan fu

Fan is a person that is very smart. He likes to give copies of anything if you give him money. He likes girls not boys.

No one:
Fan: Anyone want copies for $2 says Fan fu

by Wikipediaforyou April 9, 2019

fan-wait

when the fans on oscillate, or turning. and you and your friends are sitting around it in the hot room, each person waiting for their 3 seconds of cool air, before it passes them, and they wish they could just f*ing stop it only on them. in extreme cases everyone leans when the gust is aproching and leaving them

Jermemiah was sitting drinking his nattie ice, pissed tim and dave were home, so he wouldn't have to deal with this damn fan-wait

by ddez December 30, 2008