Ethan

Is a simp

If you are a women Ethan will simp for you

by MessagingGenie August 30, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is one of those boys that you want in your life. He is

Ethan is my bby

Love you ethan from Brookeyyy xx

by Ethanismybbu April 13, 2020

Ethan

Built different ✨

"You look goofy as hell rn" -Ethan

by madsuhs November 6, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.

Example:

"Mark my words, Ethan will pitch for the Dodgers someday."

by metamorphos1s July 21, 2022

Ethan Langshaw

He is a waste man makes you feel special and comforts you but then drops you like a ton of bricks, he is an untrustworthy ugly person and thinks he’s 10 men, leave a Ethan Langshaw alone because he is a nothing and always carry’s std’s, additionally he’s gay in heart

He’s an Ethan Langshaw keep clear

by Amelialenneyheart xox November 20, 2019

Ethan

This person is a very good friend and they can almost always be there for you. NOTICE HOW I SAID ALMOST. They can be really annoying and really mean at most times but all in all, if you find one then keep them.

Person: What is your name
Ethan: It's Ethan, Why?
Person: Can we be friends lol

by Oop_poO November 4, 2020

Ethan

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)

Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.

He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)

Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"

by ihateethanlol April 25, 2023