The greatest baseball player in his school is a really cool person to hang out with all his friends love him and he is a hot looking guy also the straightest guy you will come across everyone loves Ethan
by nysterp February 15, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019
Get the Ethan Jokemug. Ethan Vu is a caring and smart friend who will always help you with homework and classwork in school. Ethan Vu's best enemy is Jerrick aka the beast that moans in front of everyone saying "I am attractive." So be Ethan Vu's friend and p.l.s help the moaning beast to stop moaning. Aka Jerrick.
Jerrick-*moans*
Ethan Vu- p.l.s stop moaning Jerrick.
Jerrick-"Ethan Vuuuuuu, I am more attractive"
Ethan Vu-shut up bitch
Ethan Vu- p.l.s stop moaning Jerrick.
Jerrick-"Ethan Vuuuuuu, I am more attractive"
Ethan Vu-shut up bitch
by dskjndU December 31, 2021
Get the Ethan Vumug. 
This kid is the best person I know he makes a smile he irritates me makes me smile again and that he'll feel bad for no reason he'll forget to call you or he'll make you cry or something stupid but he loves you and I know that I love him if I hadn't met him I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere or still crying about my stupid ex or something but I'm happy I met him
Ethan is the best person I know
by Catfish666999 August 17, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Everyone's favourite man. Ethan John is caring, thoughtful, sensitive, and will always be there for you. He's adventurous and enjoys nature. If you ever want a random fact, ask Ethan John, for he will always provide an interesting and maybe not so relevant fact! When it comes to animals and crazy creatures you've never heard of, there he is, with everything you need to know.
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
He's grounded and handsome, strong and hard working. He'd go through a lot to help you, and in his selflessness, he'll cast all of his problems completely to the side for your sake. He's an incredible man, and definitely one in a million!
by Fellybeemanloveroohahh January 31, 2023
Get the Ethan Johnmug. The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed
by Skeleq July 13, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.