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Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.
Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.
by Slothster January 15, 2024
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cream dream

I went 70 days without masturbating as an adolescent. Man, there were lots of cream dreams.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.
"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"
by TessAmanda November 2, 2007
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Indiana Cream Puff

When a man ejaculates into the another man’s foreskin while docking, then sprinklers powdered sugar on the receiving penis, and performs a fellatio.
Jimmy gave Tim an Indiana Cream Puff after the Nickelback show.
by CannoliBob September 6, 2025
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Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
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Truffle cream

The cream that comes from having anal sex, pulling out your penis and rapidly rubbing it through the crack.
She had truffle cream in her crack after having anal sex
by Madam Amanda August 14, 2021
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hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass
mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM
by soupsters October 13, 2019
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