Chocolate Cookie Jar

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.

I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.

by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you suck out a menstrual blood clot directly out of a vagina, then use your tongue to shove it back up her butthole to then suck it back out. Poo covered blood clot delicious as a chocolate covered cherry.

Last week I was having sex with a girl on her period so I asked if I could have a "Chocolate Covered Cherry" and I sucked out a blood clot, stuck it back up her ass with my tongue and then sucked it back out and ate it.

by Hankballs December 10, 2010

Colorado Chocolate Blizzard

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then sticking your dick in her poo-filled mouth, grabbing her by her ears or hair and shaking her head in circular motions. As seen when making a Blizzard.

Jenny had to go to the dentist after Julio gave her a Colorado Chocolate Blizzard.

by adam the first March 9, 2008

White Sexual Chocolate

Fat guys who know they are awesome call themselves that.

Skinny guy: I'm hot.
Fat Guy: I'm a piece of White Sexual Chocolate

by White Sexual Chocolate January 21, 2009

PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

a faggot; queer; nancy boy.

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.

by weave April 2, 2003

Chocolate Milk Shake

Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is breast feeding a baby or another adult.

I gave the wife the Chocolate Milk Shake while she was feeding the kid.

by joneebravo June 8, 2009

The Chocolate Cream Soldier

A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."

Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.

Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!

by Nadina10 July 30, 2010