Loaf and a Half

A loaf and a half means 150 dollars, half a loaf is 50 and a loaf is 100 dollars.

Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."

by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015

2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024

half-first cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child.

My half-first cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.

My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

Half Virgin

When you have starting to have intercourse but chickened out when the tip went in

Well I’m only half Virgin, because we stopped after the tip went in.

by ThehalfVirgin69 August 25, 2021

Half-Cousin

Half-Cousin

Half-Cousin

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025