I was gonna buy a half so…

Give me free weed

I was gonna buy a half so…Give me free weed

by bUying a half though October 29, 2021

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

bet and a half

When someone really doesn’t believe you… it’s a more exaggerated usage of the word “Bet”

Blair: I’m gonna go shopping in the morning after my 12 hour shift.

Sam: That’s a bet and a half!

by Potniffum June 8, 2022

half-co-nibling-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's spouse.

half-co-nibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

half-second-cousin

1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.

Half-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

half-great-great-great-nephew

Half-sibling's great-great-grandson.

My half-great-great-great-nephew is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.

Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

by Naxzed May 26, 2019