Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes

Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”

by ThoseHorribleSchoolChromebooks May 9, 2023

Apple juice

Apple juice means edgy , because apple juice is edgy just like edgy#4536 from discord , and we Stan edgy so therefore apple juice is edgy

And besides edgy is addicted to apple juice and she’s the queen so why not make apple juice mean edgy ? 🤪

Conspiracy theory confirmed

I’m so Apple juice guys yeet

by Verenya-senpai June 9, 2019

Beard Juice

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.

Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.

by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012

Queef Juice

The juice that gets discharged when a woman has Gonorrhoea queefs. Similar to squirt but green in colour.

Hey bro, i was banging shirley the other day and my helm got covered in queef juice, that shit was rad
holy fuck man, niggas out here really getting queef juice on their meat

by Sad Boy Jenkins September 2, 2018

dome juice

Juice that makes your head feel better, or is scientifically proven to be good for your brain.

I'm hung over, where's the dome juice?
I've got a test in the morning, did you pick up the dome juice?

by K. Stephens January 12, 2009

Jumpin' Juice

A juice containing all natural fruit, vodka and beer

Yo you got any of dat Jumpin' Juice?

by Calzone899 March 8, 2009

Life Juice

Liquid necessary for sustaining life, typically water but often including other beverages such as coffee.

"You guys drinking enough life juice?" - Brian, over the radio

by Hornbae June 13, 2018