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Retiree Wedge 

The Driver a 65+ uses on the 120 yard par 3 because what's the difference? If you're going hit 50 yard worm-burners all day, you might as well let the big dog eat.
Also, anyone elses driver or 1 wood.
"I should probably hit an iron off the tee to keep it straight, but I haven't hit the Retiree Wedge all day."
Retiree Wedge by DaThLy April 17, 2008

Wings Wide Open 

This statement is a metaphor for saving ones self from a bad situation. It is derived from a bird in free-fall. If the bird spreads its wings, it can simply soar and stop it's impending pain/demise. Likewise, when a bird wants to fly away quickly, it spreads its wings wide open and with a few powerful thrusts flies away. Consequently, this statement is often used to remind one of their inner strength.
Sam found Andi crying after a break-up.

"Wings wide open, dear, wings wide open!" Sam encouraged.

"Yes, WWO. I'm the one that's gotta make this situation better for myself" Andi smiled back.
Wings Wide Open by TC3 December 12, 2011

What in the wide wide world of sports? 

The greatest phrase ever uttered.
A phrase that can be used instead of "What?", "Huh?", "Why?" or even "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, everyone. We have a pop quiz today."
"What in the wide wide world of sports?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Wide Stance 

The laughable explanation you give an arresting undercover officer with whom you tried to initiate sexual activity by reaching with YOUR FOOT into HIS STALL and MAKING DIRECT CONTACT with HIS FOOT.
Senator Larry Craig didn't intend to initiate stall sex, he simply has a WIDE STANCE.
Wide Stance by Edman Graham September 8, 2007

World Wide It Boy 

Jungkook is the World Wide It Boy!
World Wide It Boy by anonymous January 29, 2021

wideload 

A misunderstood social outcast. They are outcast because of their size
Sean, the wideloaded one.
wideload by Sean April 12, 2005