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When you're hungover on your stomach and a girl blows you from behind.
I can't believe she woke me up with The Whitney!
by 2678G1 March 5, 2026
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Jordon and Whitney

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Whitney's super fucking amazing, she always has Jordon smiling even when he's down. She's a great person and has the greatest personality on the planet. Did I mention she's fucking amazing?

Jordon's just straight lame, he goes ham though. :DDD
by Jfrizzlesnips September 12, 2010
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asshole prick manipulative inconsiderate anything else you can think of in the book
Definite version of an asshole. Look up the word asshole and his name is used as the main example. Omar Martinez from Whittier, you’re an asshole.
by Marialy May 7, 2019
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A total whitney

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To thrash ones self with a battery operated sex toy until you passed out, the batteries die or loses charge and you wake up with it still in you.
"I was so tired,
I pulled a total Whitney last night"
by Thatcroweater October 27, 2022
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The Pink Whitney

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A sexual act where pink lemonade is poured all over the female labia followed by a heavy dusting of pure Columbian crack cocaine. Then cunnilingus is performed on the aforementioned labia making sure to breath through the nose to get most of the Columbian Bam-Bam into the nasal cavity.
I heard Brad did The Pink Whitney to Jessica last night at the party.
by TheRealWanker September 16, 2023
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