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the 10 commandments of video games

A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair

1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
by FoxGuardJ September 30, 2019
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Greatest Video Games Of All Time

I mean, putting this in Urban Dictionary is like saying this is a fact right? I don't really want to do this. Opinions are not facts people.
OMGSUPERSMASHBROSMELEEANDKIRBYAIRRIDEARESOMEOFTHE GREATEST VIDEO GAMES OF ALL TIME
by ThatPyro July 19, 2016
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Video games

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video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.
I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.
by THE STiG December 13, 2023
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video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.
Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself
by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023
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Video Game Gutter

Any individual obsessed with playing video games, to the point that they are continuosly distracted from reality .
Please son/daughter, please get your head out of the video game gutter....
by rma1234 September 23, 2021
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