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vanilla bachelor

Generally a large white male who seeks to have sexual relations with drunk women under the pretext that he is a large black male. He generally acquires his clothing of seduction from Hugo Boss. When addressing vanilla bachelor, he will never accept the fact that he is vanilla bachelor, considering he is single and has no children.

Antonym: chocolate daddy.
What's up my vanilla bachelor!?

Hey, have you guys seen vanilla bachelor?
No, what does he look like?
Oh, he's a large white male with no dependents.
by jigajigajoo October 10, 2011
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Vanilla gorilla

A huge white dude either muscly or fat and it is a compliment
My cousin Brad is a vanilla gorilla he could tear you a new asshole
by BIGBLACKNIGGABALLSHD69 August 21, 2020
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vanilla bear

A white person from whom you receive a bear hug from could be described as your vanilla bear
Here comes your vanilla bear
by o.c. spanky September 25, 2006
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vanishing point

A road film, starring Barry Newman and directed by Richard Sarafian, and released by 20th Century Fox in 1971. Basically, a former solider/cop/racecar driver bets his drug dealer he can get a white Dodge Challenger to San Francisco, CA (from Denver, CO)in 15 hours or less... of course, the Highway Patrol gets pissed and chases him from Rifle, CO all the way to the border of California... along the way, he meets hippies, snake-cultists turned Christian musiccians, nudists, and homosexual robbers, until the end. The story is mostly told through a series of flashbacks, showing Kowalski's (Newman)life, up until the present.
Guy 1: Dude, WTF is Vanishing Point?
Guy 2: It's a 70s road movie starring Barry Newman, Cleavon Little, Charlotte Rampling, etc. and directed by Richard C. Sarafian.
by everyman1 August 22, 2006
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vanie

The most beautiful girl in the world both in heart and appearances .Good girlfriend, friend, wife and daughter material. Usually accompanied by a dog of some sort.
Has tendencies to be crazy and violent at times handle with care. ; Emotional, Rampant
If u are have a vanie u are lucky.
"I have always wanted a Vanie but i am not sure if i can handle it"
by chickenman64 September 29, 2017
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Vanilla Salt

Slang for Mayonnaise.

(Vanilla Salt, a household condiment, that is made out of vegetable oil, egg yolks, lemon juice or vinegar, and seasonings.)
Mike squeezed the Vanilla Salt about three inches over his bread. It looked like the white hoods of Klansmen. Stilt tho...
by TheJackOfSpoons February 9, 2006
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Vanilla Paint Job

A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis
McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.

Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.

McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.

Nathan: She will be so thankful.
by m&ndoinwork December 1, 2009
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