values voter

A member of the only group of people trying to impose religious law on the United States.

"Our country is besieged by fundamentalists trying to subject it to religious law! They will force women to submit to men and put gay people to death!"
"I know, they're called values voters. Unfortunately they've been here a while and seemingly aren't going anywhere."

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 7, 2017

values performer

Someone who puts their boss' genitalia in their mouth on a daily basis.

That guy is such a values performer. It's no wonder management loves him so much.

by cranksterDu April 8, 2011

vazured

getting high off weed till the point you cant walk

I'm getting vazured on 420.

by owen vazured December 30, 2011

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

valore

a supreme form of dudness - also known as extreme incompetence or stupidity

when one fails a task "ohhh dude you valored that hard!!!!"

by the Suppreme one June 2, 2016

valdres

Valdres is a place in Norway where people with big horse cocks go skiing. The local motto is "God damn, why are these skiing pants so f*cking tight around the dick!"

Internet doesn't exist in Valdres. "Who is Internet", they say. They draw their own porn in the snow with their dicks.

Lets go to Valdres! I need to cool down my cock head in the snow.

by Sklutekongen April 14, 2017

Value 18

The value 18 is the rate out of 10 a girl will have based on her beauty at the age of 18.

This girl is gonna be real hot... Her value 18 is really high.

by Fresten June 14, 2017