Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.

“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube

by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021

Valentines day

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW

Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day

by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021

Valentine's Day

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack.
Cried and jacked off . Said David

by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021

Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

by MFTJ February 14, 2021

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022