Valentines day

Another word for saying tap n gap for a whole day…keen?

Me: wanna be my valentines?
Girl: ew no

Valentines day

by Slickzupko February 11, 2022

valentine's day

Mating season for humans

San valentine's day is the shortest mating season for any creature.

by A name nobody has used February 6, 2017

Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.

“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube

by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021

Valentines’ Day Mudslide

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

by MFTJ February 14, 2021

Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022

Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

Valentine’s Day

Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.

Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏

by Patrickfrm704 February 10, 2022