Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)
Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 22, 2024
Punching your hand inside someone's asshole and then you open the asshole and tickle the inside.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
The sensation feels like rats crawling up your ass, hence the name.
Nick (you, a kinky motherfucker): "Man, Lisa just gave me rats up my ass."
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
Mike (your childhood friend who respects you very much, up until this information which has entered the neurons in his brain matter): "What the fuck?"
by miahh June 06, 2022
A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what”
“What do you want you autistic monkë
“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”
“Wow so inspirational.”
“What do you want you autistic monkë
“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”
“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 02, 2023
A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
Get the shove a snowball up their ass mug.
you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019
The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.
Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.
by Nrogers June 20, 2022