underwater kangaroo

A girl who jumps on every guys dick she knows under water like in a pool, their for she is a whore or slag that enjoys many partners UNDER WATER. Dam Kangaroos.

That dam underwater kangaroo knows just about everyone

by wutwut631 November 8, 2009

underwater swimming

A euphemism for cunnilingus, eating pussy; also referred to as "going down," or "diving under the labial waves." In certain, traditionally conservative communities, this activity is frowned upon and reference is frequently found on signs near lakes and rivers announcing "underwater swimming is prohibited." In recent years, a fad similar to planking has emerged among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater swimming" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background; this has come to be known as "stanking."

Shawna's bulging little camel toe was more than I could take, so I pushed her back onto the hood of the car and ripped her panties off. Then I took her underwater swimming until we were both drenched and well satisfied.

Everett really surprised me and totally proved the myth isn't true. After we made out for a while, he went underwater swimming and didn't come up until my toes curled!

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

underwear vagina

the opening in front of a mans boxers or briefs.

Miranda - Does anyone know the proper name for the hole in the front of guys underwear?

Rob - underwear vagina.

by BeefcakeChan January 3, 2014

Underwear Chewbacca

Noun. A really, really furry vagina, that it resembles a wookie coming out a. Happens when a woman does not shave her nether regions in years. The hair starts in the belly button and ends in the asshole. Usually resulting in only handjobs and blowjobs.

This is a girl i would whacka,

If it wasn't for her Underwear Chewbacca.

by BioShocker2 May 9, 2014

underwear selfie

A selfie in youre undies

Can u send an underwear selfie

Yes i can im proude of My bodie

by Yehaman April 4, 2016

underwear rash

That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.

The sole reason this author hates underwear

Damn it. I got an underwear rash. I'm fucked for the rest of the day.

by ManMan36 June 11, 2016

Underwear-Fu

The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.

"Dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that I know the art of Underwear-Fu!"

by ThatGuyywithWords May 29, 2016