When you cum on a women in a line up her stomach so that it looks like a button-up shirt. Then dress for and attend a formal dinner or dance without wiping it off, with her wearing suit instead of a dress.
Guy 1: Dude you have to try the tuxedo button-up with you girlfriend!
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: All I'm gonna say that it makes for an entertaining date night.
by Beeksteer25 March 12, 2025
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“What are you wearing? This is my mothers funeral…”
“What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”
“What do you mean? I’m all dressed up in my Arabian tuxedo”
by CarrotsOfThePiratbean April 23, 2025
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Get the North Idaho Tuxedo mug.In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.
Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.
Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.
“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”
by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025
Get the Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up mug.“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”
by Nrogers September 26, 2023
Get the European Tuxedo mug.by MoRowe May 11, 2024
Get the American tuxedo mug."Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"
- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat
- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat
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