Muddy Trout

a muddy trout it when a male is having intercourse with a female and mid stroke pulls out slightly to far and accidentally slides into the females anus

last night while screwing Whats her face i gave her the muddy trout she wasn't happy

by the Teen Heartthrob November 10, 2014

Tapping The Trout

Vulgar euphemism for female masturbation.

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."

by Robert T. Nash May 7, 2004

dirty trout

nasty ass big lipped hookers

The only dirty trout we saw in beaufort was 400 pounds, and had no teeth. They smelled elderberries.

by fuck shit cock balls August 23, 2006

brown trout

A large piece of crap left in the toilet late at night by my wife.

Damn it woman i told you to stop leaving brown trout in the crapper. Flushing it is not going to wake me or the kid.

by McfukinNAstyN8 January 11, 2008

Trout Pout

When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.

The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.

by mike87111 July 29, 2012

drop trout

A term made popular by TENACIOUS D in which you drop your pants in a situation where it is most unnecisary. Bonus if you are free ballin'

-"Mr. President... Motion to drop trout"
-"Motion passed and seconded"

by Jordan R***** October 16, 2006

Scupper Trout

Turds discharged into the ocean through a scupper, a sewer discharge hole in the side of a naval vessel.

Hey newbie, come here and see the school of scupper trout.
I hope this ship can move fast enough to leave the scupper trout behind.
When a ship is "dead in the water" the last thing you want to see are scupper trout surrounding the ship.

by shutterbugdw December 25, 2009