Tommy Royal

Derived from rhyming slang of Tommy tit, meaning shit, and is directed at what you do in public toilets that are unclean. If you need a shit in a public toilet and it is to dirty to sit down you poo into your coat pocket, or gown pocket hence the Royal connection, to prevent having to touch anything else.

Isabell: What took you so long in the toilets?
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.

by RADBoy December 23, 2012

tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005

Tommy Texter

A person who texts in a movie theatre, illuminating everyone and everything behind them. This person is either ignorant, selfish, or both. The concept was originated by Cineplex Entertainment as a pre-show ad, encouraging filmgoers to turn off their phones.

"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."

by lalaconz May 31, 2014

Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.

I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

tommy tug

tommy tug is a wank

2 seconds love your boring me im off for a tommy tug = lol

by drunkeyjoe September 6, 2007

commie tommy

This is the WWI I era Soviet Union submachine gun, the PPSH-41.

The advancing Soviet troops used their 7.62 Commie Tommy guns to mop up German infantry rear guard.

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

by Ranchgirls January 2, 2021