whiskey-puss

The failure of a women to climax after consuming large amounts of alcohol and participating in oral sex. Opposite of whiskey-dick(male version) no amount of oral stimulation will bring one to orgasm.
I went down on my wife and licked her clit for 20 minutes, she said "I drank too much, Your gonna have to lick forever cause I have a case of whiskey-puss."
by ruralbetter July 18, 2011
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whiskey balls

the saturation of one's testicles in sour mash whiskey.
After passing out in the chair next to the campfire with an open bottle of Jack in has hand, Chuck had a nasty case of whiskey balls.
by Charles Rice June 27, 2006
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whiskey sour

1. To munch down on a girl's box after making a whiskey waterfall from between her jugs, pooling in the hatchet wound.
1. Women do not like Whiskey Sours half as much as men do because it's like pouring antiseptic on an open wound.
by sufframouth December 09, 2007
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Whiskey Lips

When a female becomes too intoxicated to achieve climax, and in some cases, become wet.
On Friday night I was too drunk to have sex with my boyfriend. I totally had the worst case of whiskey lips.
by pussylips2 March 01, 2011
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Whiskey Tango

That outfit is so whiskey tango!
by Jbarrow February 05, 2008
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Whiskey Steve

Just one of the many alter egos displayed by the infamous Steven Burkemper, used in reference to the master of disaster himself, after he has consumed way too much Whiskey. (Perferably Jim Beam Kentucky Bourbon). One can find this colorful character frequenting Grateful Dead or Grateful Dead related parking lots, and in certain "hippie" college towns such as Arcata Ca., Eugene Or., Boulder Co. etc. WARNING WHISKEY STEVE IS A DANGOURS PERSON! STAY WITHIN 50 YARDS OF THIS INDUVIDUAL! CONTACT YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES IF WHISKEY STEVE IS SEEN WITH ANY OF THE FOLLOWING INDIVIDUALS (assailants are listed in order from most dangers): Xanax Steve, Klonopin Steve, Valium Steve
. "Dude, Whiskey Steve made an appearance last night on the lot, he tried to take a shit on top of a moving cop car. When the cops noticed him he jumped off the cruiser right onto Russo’s falafel stand." "That guy is a fuckin idiot!"
by Steve-i Rastafari March 07, 2005
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Whiskey Tits

to breastfeed while drunk.
Last night the baby slept all night after feeding on whiskey tits.
by Coleenah July 28, 2011
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