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Tiny Turtle

An undersized vagina clit. Often hiding in its hood.
Those twins both shared identical tiny turtles.
by Warno12331 November 26, 2009
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Salty Turtle

When you cum in a girl's mouth, the proceed to leave your erect penis in her mouth until it goes limp.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hook up with Sally last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Salty Turtle.
by Crunch_berry August 7, 2011
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Two Headed Turtle

Taking a shit while wearing a thong. Possibly while drunk.
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
by Kuhtarl March 5, 2011
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dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.
He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.
by snowmaiden December 26, 2018
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purple turtle

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.
Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.
by TreR March 27, 2003
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'I like turtles' bomb

dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.
person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.

person2: yeah, that test was tough.

person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?

person3: I like turtles.

person1: you're retarded.

person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 12, 2010
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Turtleing

When you have to poop so bad and it feels as if it is starting to poke out. Only to have you force it back in via a strong clench.
I must get back to the room I am Turtleing right now. Hurry Up! I am Turtleing!
by DSeanK January 26, 2015
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