worm hands

When a guy masturbates and doesn't wash his hands after

Joe: Yo, be careful shaking Kyles hands...
Jeremy: Why?
Joe: He just came out of the bathroom, probably has worm hands!

by JogginForBoolean April 21, 2017

surfing the worm

A very underrated sex position that involves a female (or male, I'm not sexist.) riding a man's penis like a surf board. Possibly causing a penile fracture.

What's your favorite position? Mine's surfing the worm.
My penis looked like a bent straw after she surfed my worm.

by WormSurfer1987 November 25, 2017

lemony worm

really sexy worm on a string

omg look it’s lemony worm wow lemony is so sexy

by kevinfurby May 15, 2021

Christmas worm

A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.

This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm

by Mickey_____ December 19, 2021

Four Wormed

verb. To be beaten at a game of "worms" by a team who still has all 4 worms alive.

(While playing "worms - open warfare" on nintendo ds) "Dude...change the difficulty to easy, I just got four wormed!"

(On returning a "worms" game to the game store) "I'd like to return this game. These bitches keep four wormin' my ass!"

by Mr. A. Hole May 21, 2009

Truffle-Worm

Girl: Damn girl, you got shit dick.
Guy: Nah, this is a truffle-worm.

God, my truffle-worm stinks.

by LiamTheLaym December 30, 2019

eraser worm

The little curls of eraser debris that litter the writing surface after a bout of erasing. So called because they resemble tiny worms.

Student: Teacher, can I switch desks? This one is covered with eraser worms!

Teacher: No, but you can clean it.

Student: How?

Teacher: Find a way.

by selenology May 27, 2009