tater pot

When you make a bowl out of a potato. It works like a charm and all u need is a pen and a potato.

Guy 1: Yo it's ur turn for the potato.
Guy 2: Oh, cool, pass that tater tot over here.
Guy 1: Holy shit dude...tater pot...
Guy 2: Hhahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

by taargüss December 13, 2010

Dung Tater

Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).

Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!

by truthandsoul January 7, 2014

Taters for mom

A simile used when something is extraordinarily good. Can be used by itself as well.

“That steak was tastier than taters for mom!”

- “Did you watch the new Tarantino film?”
- “Yeah, that shit was taters for mom!”

by Spumgus October 7, 2020

Tater Tot

After getting the soul sucked out of one's dick it then looks like a tater tot.

I sucked that dictator's dick so good it turned into a Tater Tot.

by gastlyglizzy December 11, 2020

tater tom

toming with tater without an ounce of slickness. little did the tomer know but her tater tom was not kept in the down the low. tater is a homosexual.

Maddie t is on tater tom.

by bailey schex July 15, 2022

Tater-teeth

When you get taters in yo teeth but you’re too drunk to care

Girl, Those were some good ass fries... you got yourself some tater-teeth.

by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019

Tater Pushing

The act of squeezing the bottom of your scrotum when you’re not fully erect to make it harder.

Tommy was tater pushing his scrotum so he could squeeze it into Morgan’s rear end.

by Dr Alex March 1, 2022